7th December, 2008

IN MANY ways, challenging the majority’s view of sexuality is mankind’s most difficult task since trying to work out how to venture into outer space with only the technology to make a rudimentary steam engine. Since (at least) the dawn of monotheism in the West, the dominant view of sexuality has been that only unions ordained by God are legitimate, a view that has been propped up by the Catholic Church with some pretty firm and long-life scaffolding.

Even for British families who do not consider themselves religious, this doctrine has had a lasting impact on the upbringing of those now at University. “Traditional” upbringing and education does not cater for the alternative sexualities, and for many British teenagers, first contact with homosexuality was probably within the context of a derogatory remark or joke. Certainly, sex education lessons do not cover the subject at all, or if they do, they do it with all the enthusiasm of a man condemned to spend the rest of his life sat staring at a blank wall. Only at university, or perhaps college, will most students have had significant contact with, for example, same-sex couples. Essentially, LGBT societies have the modern version of the task of convincing everyone that the world is not, in fact, flat.

None of the above is meant to in anyway condone homophobia, transphobia, or any other phobia or hatred of a different sexuality. What it is trying to express, is that the idea that all sexualities are acceptable is, historically, a very new one for the general public. Ideas change over time, and, given that the world of the 21st century is markedly different to that of, say, the fifteenth, it is illogical to condemn the values of the past based on the values of the present. The fifteenth century bishop was wrong in relation to our ideas, not outright wrong.

So, the situation of the uninitiated university student whose heterosexual upbringing did not cross paths with the concept of alternative sexualities is one of confusion, and depending on the level of knowledge, misunderstanding. It is therefore unfair to expect the student to immediately adjust to the presence of a group which, historically, has been marginalised, legislated against, and even violently persecuted. The student may not have grown up in a society where same-sex couples were significantly numerous; perhaps a slightly less serious equivalent would be a student who has spent his or her entire life in the country, coming to Manchester to live on their own, their first time in a city.

Clearly, there will for many be a difficulty in accepting this new reality. This is a difficulty made worse by the militant sections of LGBT societies. Acceptance involves not only the understanding and willingness of the majority group, but also that the two groups interact in social and educational contexts, and that the minority group persevere (that is not to say that those of alternate sexualities should simply forget the modern injustices perpetrated against them – they shouldn’t). This is what a vast proportion of the LGBT society’s members do.

At times though, to the heterosexual student, it can feel as though the LGBT society has put up impenetrable barriers. For one, the society can seem exclusive, not inclusive. It is little known that heterosexual students can join the LGBT society, but this is not advertised, and would be a fantastic way to further interaction.

The society must also recognise that people’s knowledge of alternative sexualities is, on the whole, somewhat low. There are probably many terms in this article that have caused offence, either being inappropriate in tone or usage. For that I apologise; I mean no disrespect and welcome friendly corrections, but in some ways it illustrates one of my points – that there are many who are doing their best to understand this new reality, and yes, need a helping hand. There are some members of the LGBT society who, when a term is misused, or a view that is deemed to be somehow blatantly homophobic, for example, is aired, immediately man the guns and protest. Of course, it is tricky to know who has made a comment with the intention of offending and who hasn’t. However, a “one-size fits all” approach to this is not going to work, and will probably make the problem worse. Why should anyone feel inclined to continue to try to get to grips with something if all it does is yell at them when they get something wrong?

Of course, the vast majority of LGBT societies are not like this at all. You could argue that people should be going out of their way to learn and to understand, but the reality is that this new concept will take time to vanquish thousand year old values and find its place in society’s mainstream. Until that time triumphantly and deservedly arrives, there is going to have to be a little less suspicion and a little more pragmatism from both sides. Don’t forget past atrocities, but put up the barriers and assume that everyone is out to get you. It isn’t helping.


5th December, 2008

RECENT ALCOHOL Control Orders in Rusholme and Fallowfield simply give the illusion that drinkingsomething is being done about alcohol fuelled anti-social behaviour.

Alcohol Control Orders are aimed at stopping the physical consumption of alcohol in a particular place, turning the locations into “alcohol-free zones”. Manchester City Council and Greater Manchester Police have claimed that their latest imposition of an ACO in the Rusholme and Fallowfield areas of Manchester will provide a “safer and healthier environment.”

However, there is one pitcher-sized hole in their plan.

The ACO will not make the location an “alcohol-free zone”, and certainly will not eradicate anti-social behaviour, because an ACO does not stop people who have been drinking elsewhere from walking through the designated area. All it does is put a control on where people can drink, a control which is proportionate to the size of the ACO. If an ACO covered all of inner Manchester, including clubs, bars and pubs, then the vast majority of people wandering around the city legless would be those who had been drinking before arriving. Clearly, the only way that an ACO covering the whole of Manchester is going to occur is if a meteor hits the city, thus making it highly unlikely that anyone will be doing any drinking anywhere in Northern Europe, at least. Until that happens, an ACO will simply move those drinking on Wilmslow Road to a different location, or encourage them to drink up first, before embarking on their wiggly and sometimes event-filled travels. Whilst the ACO may have the effect of putting more police on our streets at night, they will only have powers to deal with people holding cans/bottles/flasks/whiskey barrels. So really, nothing significantly new. It’s nothing more than a façade.

The root of the problem of alcohol related violence and anti-social behaviour is not the physical drinking itself, but the motivations behind binge drinking. When the council realises this diverts funds from projects that waste money and police time, to campaigns which target and root causes and focus on making people question their actions, maybe our streets will become a safer and healthier environment.

14th September, 2008

the-automatic-this-is-a-fix-443526THE AUTOMATIC’S debut album was essentially one track repeated twelve times, with a few week shrieks thrown in for good measure. Is This Is A Fix any better?

Well, no, it isn’t. The opening melody of ‘Steve McQueen’ has been lifted from ‘On the Campaign Trail’. The vocal rhythms vary little from song to song, and “if you’re looking for answers, if you’re looking, don’t look here” sums up the lyrical content on offer. ‘Make the Mistakes’ is nauseating, and ‘Secret Police’ sounds almost exactly like “By My Side”, just worse. The Automatic seem to be living off of three different ideas and their endless permutations. If Not Accepted Anywhere packed all the punch of a five year old, then This Is A Fix carries the force of a two month old baby’s tiny fist. And it isn’t even cute. It will satisfy anyone looking for the second coolest sound for the first half of this week, but for the rest, treat it as if it was a nuclear power plant about to explode.


7th September, 2008

ANYONE SEE the millionth Metallica documentary on ITV a few weeks?  Running through this millionth insight into the thrash metal legends was a patronising and frankly incorrect assumption that metal, in all its guises, is for the young and immature. The violence of the lyrics and the rowdiness of the live shows implicitly cited as being made for angst-ridden teenagers venting their frustrations at a world that is, like, totally against them and everything they do and say. But this documentary got it all wrong.

Metal has many forms. 2000 miles an hour or 2 miles an hour, satanic and pagan or relentlessly Christian, brutal and atonal or melodic and beautiful. But what connects all of its styles is the sheer energy, power, and often, the technicality and musical proficiency required to execute it successfully.

If people were largely attracted to the lyrical violence, then the number of murders imitating Cannibal Corpse’s lyrics would be in their thousands, and the Norwegian Black-metal church burnings of the late 80s and 90s would have left no house of God standing by now. Granted, many songs concerning themes such as rejection and isolation can be related to by some fans, but to think that every metal fan has disturbed and immature fantasies about brutally murdering their family? Oh please.

No, what attracts many metalheads to their chosen music is the power of those steamroller riffs, and the skill required to rip those amazing guitar solos out of thin air in front of an admiring and adoring audience. What else explains why bands like Metallica continue to make music? Metallica released their first album in 1983. Megadeth and Slayer, bands beginning in the mid 80s, are still going. As is Phil Anselmo from 80s groove metal band Pantera, who busies himself by fronting DOWN. Judas Priest have reunited, and of course, Iron Maiden (1970s) are still pushing boundaries. And they are all bringing the fans they captured from their first few albums with them.

8TH August, 2008

“ROCK”. “POP”. “Classical”. Sensible and common divisions between quite different styles of music, in the same way that ‘sky’, ‘earth’ and ‘sea’ divide the world into nice broad chunks. However the gods of the genre creation world, having got the basics covered, have now turned their attention to distinguishing one tree from another. This sort of science is in no way fit for the music world. Take, for example, Youthmovie Soundtrack Strategies. I checked them out on that Old Testament of music, lastfm. The worthy follower responsible for this verse labelled YMSS as “prog-post-mathcore-rock-stuff”. And what, exactly, is that, other than the display of both sheer desperation, and the taking of music classification a thousand steps to far?

It’s getting out of hand. When something slightly new comes out, there seems to be four options. One; call it alternative or contemporary. Everything is alternative or contemporary, depending on either your taste in music or perspective. Two; shove it in with other genres. ‘Rock’ is now so broad that it’s offensive; I’m sure that Aiden and Cannibal Corpse don’t enjoy being in the same room together, never mind the same genre. But at least these two options are practical. Three; use ‘nu’. We have ‘nu-metal’, ‘nu-prog’, and ‘nu-jazz’. So can we have ‘nu-classical’?. How about ‘nu-new age’? What would they sound like? If this continues, we’ll just be using a chain of comparatives, or even, bizarrely, ‘nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-metal’, and end up sounding like a two-year-old disciple of the Teletubbies. Four; do what some fool did for YMSS and turn a great band into a partial tongue twister.

Granted, we need to separate our music, or else our music libraries would resemble Picassos. Broad genres are unfortunate, but it’s extraordinarily difficult to pin a music style down. Trying to do this merely complicates things far more than is necessary, and actually serves to detract from what music is about; not classification, but enjoyment.